I was awaken by a crackling sound outside my window in the early hours of the morning. It appeared to be a shit hawk making shit noises that i could not avoid. I opened my window all the way and threw bottle of carpet cleaner at it but it didnt move. Hoping it stop making the chirp sound, i layed back down to sleep. The shit hawk started to make noise again so this time i went outside threw a few eggs at it and told it to stfu!, it didnt. I got much closer this time and out of nowhere a peice of bird shit landed on my shoulder. this time i went back in the house grabbed a shotgun and back outside, i got under it and fired a shell, the branch blew up and landed on my head, the bird flew away and i had to go to the hospital for a neck brace.