OMG bikini time!
CreepingJennie1
Published
04/03/2015
I never thought that once I had reached the age of 40, I would ever wear a bikini. Unfortunately, I have never had a barbie doll shaped body, with long, graceful arms and legs, a flat stomach, beautiful rounded butt, and boobs faker than a whore's O-face. I'm short, overweight, and I have sort, fat little arms and legs. I have had stretch marks across much of my body all of my adult life, and after 20 years, I'm pretty certain they are not going to disappear. The part of my body that I hate the most is my belly. A flabby belly on a woman automatically brings to mind laziness, slovenliness, and gluttony, even if the rest of her body is perfect. Why? It's not fair. I'm not lazy. I'm not a slob. I work out six days a week and eat 1000 calories a day. I could do sit ups and crunches til the cows come home, and I would still have a belly covered in stretch marks. This is why I dread having to wear a bikini in a few weeks.I never thought that once I had reached the age of 40, I would ever wear a bikini. Unfortunately, I have never had a barbie doll shaped body, with long, graceful arms and legs, a flat stomach, beautiful rounded butt, and boobs faker than a whore's O-face. I'm short, overweight, and I have sort, fat little arms and legs. I have had stretch marks across much of my body all of my adult life, and after 20 years, I'm pretty certain they are not going to disappear. The part of my body that I hate the most is my belly. A flabby belly on a woman automatically brings to mind laziness, slovenliness, and gluttony, even if the rest of her body is perfect. Why? It's not fair. I'm not lazy. I'm not a slob. I work out six days a week and eat 1000 calories a day. I could do sit ups and crunches til the cows come home, and I would still have a belly covered in stretch marks. This is why I dread having to wear a bikini in a few weeks.
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