Why I am voting Democrat!
WHY I AM VOTING DEMOCRAT
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad
guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get
their agendas past the voters.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that open borders and government
give-aways to foreigners is a great way to grow a nation.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
want. I've decided to marry my horse.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn't.
I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my a*s it's
unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
This is not an original work. I have only posted it to entertain.