Well, I just found out today that my vacuum can be used as not only a vacuum and carpet shampooer, but also a floor buffer, a carpet fluffer, a massager, and a paint gun.  How weird is that shit?  I bought the vacuum because I'd never heard anyone say anything bad about their Kirby (my grandma still uses her's that she bought something like 30 years ago). 

But the salesman never told me about the crazy shit that it can do.  Looks like I won't have to buy a $100 paint sprayer now, because I've already got a $1600 one sitting in my closet!  How weird is that?  I never thought a vacuum could be used as a paint gun (but not for oil paint or solevant based- luckily, we used the water based latex paint).  I'm still a little weirded out at the idea of using it for a massager- we don't have the attachment for that, but it still creeps me out.  I take that back.  We have the part for massaging the scalp, but not the rest of it.  Very, very odd...