Why tuna is ruined for me!
I heard this story today about a hair stylist that cut hair for a gynocoligist that just got done cutting out what he thought was a cist. It turns out that it wasnt a cist at all. Anyway this couple had a very unique fetish that includes tuna and a cat. The way I heard it is that they would put the tuna on her vagina and let the cat eat it off of her. This would get her husband very aroused and after the cat was done they would do there thing. The gross part of it is that I guess she didnt clean up to well once or twice(haha) and a little tuna was still left in her and a thin layer of skin grew over this leftover tuna and after time became infected. It was about three weeks or so and it got so bad that it was hard for her to walk and she went in to the doctor. The doc thought it was just a cist as explained above. They removed the cist and were taking it to the lab to be tested. on the way it exploded and coverd the doctor in maggots. So they asked this woman how this could be and she than explained how this might have happend. That about sums it up for me and I just want to forget about it and get on with my life. I just had to get it off my chest or I would be spending alot of cash on shrinks. This is a true story nomatter how farfetched it may sound.