Why I don't shit at work.
People are such scumbags sometimes. I work in a warehouse. The guys there like to make a game out of pissing all over the seats (and floors) and wadding up a ton of TP on top of their un-flushed turds. But wait...you might say, "Why don't you just sneak into the ladie's room. Surely it is much cleaner." WRONG. The people who clean the toilets have actually had to go into the ladie's room wearing latex outfits after one of our resident skeezes decided to wipe her monthly blood all over the stall she (it) was in. So, in case any of you were wondering why I chose not to shit at work, that is why. I knew you'd be thrilled.