What would you do....?
It's 3am and you have just come in from a nightout, you are a bit drunk still and really do fancy a sandwich. You walk into your kitchen and there sitting at your breakfast table in your Mother's dressing gown is Mr Chuck Norris. He eating a bowl of cereal. (Lucky Charms). He tells you that he took the last of the milk and he will refuse to wash his bowl. He gets up, does a big fart (still while wearing your Mother dressing gown) and walks to your living room to watch some tele. WHAT WOULD YOU DO? WHAT?!?!