How a woman knows she's married
This would not fit in the joke area, I tried to make it smaller but it didn't work so here it is.
Three women one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.
That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch again and chat about their event.
The engaged woman:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my life. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman:
I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, ‘What’s for dinner, Batman?’