I'm always a bit guilty when I post something I just found on the net or that I didn't write or produce myself. If not I try to give credit where credit is due. The following thoughts I did not write but I wish I did because they are gems in my book.

Thesaurus entry for mullet: Camaro crash helmet.

Arguing on the internet: Just like in the Special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded.

Politics: It's like a flat-screen monitor. If you are too far to the left or the right you can't really see the clear picture.

I don't even know the sources for these nuggets but I tip my hat to whoever thought them up.