Every once in a while I feel like I have paused time...yes it sounds strange but I look at my watch and wait for the second hand to move and it doesn't...it just stays there for what seems to be a time period longer than a second. I especially notice when I'm trying to make it stop. If I can harness this abnormal power, even if it is within the facet of my mind alone, that would be awesome. If you have ever seen the movie the butterfly effect then I almost feel as though my experience is somehow similar. If I could slow time to produce milliseconds as seconds, seconds as minutes, etc. maybe I could make better decisions, prolong enjoyable experiences and figure out how to avoid bad experiences.

On a side note, I like tits. That is all.

-Dan

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