I Wake Up.....
Piss, finish, then go to get coffe and trip over a God Damn chord. I bust my knee, which I fractured just some weeks ago. So I get up, just going to get my coffee, and the damn coffe pot is empty. I wake up my girlfriend to ask,"What did you do?" Did you fill it up?" She just says, "no......." You know, there are just some days where I could leave her, but the sex is great. She loves Nirvana, which is a MAJOR turn on to me. Nirvana fucking rocks!