Well this will be a blog of how to get rid of the moles that are tearing up your yard.  Actually I don't know what the hell a "mole" is but I am assuming that they dig in your yard or something.  Anyways.  Yesterday morning I look out my kitchen window and notice my neighbor in his yard with his pants around his ankles. 

Well I am not the kind of person that gets into other peoples business so I let it go.  An hour later I walk by my window and see that he is in a different spot in his yard.  I started to just go on about my business, but I just HAD to know.  So I walk outside on my deck and then I just stood there-- watching.  It was at this point in time that I realize that he's not only in his back yard with his pants down, the fucker is digging holes in random areas and SHITTING in them. 

I really did not know what to do!  Do I ask him what the hell he is doing?  Do I just go back inside?  I HAVE to know.  What was strange was that even after I called his name and said hi VERY casually, he just said "Hey whats up?"  He just went on digging his hole with his pants down.  Instead of asking why he had his pants down I just asked why he was digging holes.  He said he had moles and he read somewhere that if you put animal shit in their dens they would go away because they think another animal has moved in.

"Hmmm" I said and just walked back inside.  He was out there all day.  I don't know how he did it, but the next day there were like 50 holes in his back yard.