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Today I feel like the pewps.

 

I can't seem to get enough rest lately….I'll sleep for 22 seconds and wake up, it's horrid.

 

Tonight, however, after work (I'm working with Grace tonight) I'ma fill meh belleh and take enough drugs to put down an entire Honduran family for a fortnight.

 

….whatever happened to the word fortnight?  Did people just get tired of explaining how long it was?

 

George Washington:  ah, I shall venture to Washington my wife, but never despair for I shall be gone a mere fortnight….

 

Martha:….how long? …Is it longer than a year?  A month?  Think of the children….THINK OF THE CHILDREN GEORGE!!!!

 

George: ahha no no my wife, it is merely a fortnight, nary half of one lunar cycle.

 

Martha:….is…is It me?  Are you leaving because of me? Oh George don't make the children suffer because I'm a horrible wife!

 

George: ease your mind woman, tis only a fortnight, a semimonth if one wills

 

Martha:  George I'll suck your nuts….every night, I won't complain anymore…oh god George just tell me what I've done!!!!

 

George: 2 weeks bitch….

 

Martha: k, have a nice trip dear.

 

George Washington was a pimp in my head.

 

I think I want to put it in Allison Krauss' pooper.  Myeah….myeah I do.  I should enjoy that.

 

I need to get my guitar restrung so I can start playing again.  I think I need to get a piano too.  It'd rock.

 

Butterfly in the skyyyyyy

I can go twice as highhhhh

Take a look…it's in a book

The reading rainbow

 

…..what….the….fuck

 

I should really add my music to my myspace group so people can listen to the insane shit I listen to on a daily basis…

 

They said teenagers scare the living shit outta me.

 

Indeed.

 

THIS PLACE IS JUST A GEOGRAPHICAL ODDITY INNIT!  2 WEEKS FROM EVERYWHERE!

 

I don't want fop goddamn it, I'm a dapper dan man.

 

……….what the fuck did I eat?

 

I daresay I don't like many things as much as I do a nice hot cup of tomato soup.

 

….daresay is another word that's seldom used anymore…

 

I'm in a musical mood tonight….I need some more songs though, I've looked up blue's brothers, blue's traveler, blue grass, Allison krauss, tenacious d ….

 

We are but men ROCK

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhohhhhhhh whao….

 

Fuck I'm bored.  Work is so so slow tonight….

 

I know you like to thank yo shit don't stank but lean a little bit closer see the roses really smell like boo boo yeah…the roses really smell like boo boo

 

Caroline! See she's the reason for the word "bitch" (bitch)
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!)
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Rofl…beautiful.

 

I wonder when people actually lose faith.  I'm sort of envious of people who have genuine faith…the ability to find solace…

 

Well ima go play wrestling some more I think.

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