On occasion, while in the midst of a rompin' dirty with my GF, she will see fit to slide a finger up my bunghole.
A recent blog listed 10 things one should not insert in one's rectum, There were listed several objects which, on a pragmatic basis, should never be glided into a rectum. I would add brushes and combs, fireworks, toothbrushes, and pinecones.
An infrequent finger, on the other hand, is quite mild. So gentlemen, loosen your shitholes and allow a come-hither finger to call your spew-seed to pump
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