This week BREAKING_NEWS caught up with one of the day crews favorite users JBoogie.
At times it was hard to keep things professional, it's not easy to be with an erection.
"JBoogie is the type of girl that makes you contemplate killing her husband and eloping with her, she comes across as a 50yo fat nerdy guy because of her wit, yet she is so hot she can cook hot pockets just by holding them. Her comments are like small pieces of art, each one perfectly molded. She is probably the nicest human to use this site, and ebaumsworld should be blessed to have had her heavenly presence for as long as it has. Her being here is almost like a diamond in a steaming pile of horse shit. We have been blessed." - CrackheadJimmy