let's play a game, it's simple, tell me what the weirdest thing you've ever seen is. for me it's a tie between two things I've seen.
I once saw a homeless man punch a pigeon out of the air.
I saw two teenagers in a highschool lockeroom naked with thier dicks in hand having a sword fight with them. (No it wasn't some kind of foreplay I mean an actual swordfight)
Now tell me yours, but real stories, don't make a mokcery of this. (I just know someone will.)