Texas has been hot.  Hot and humid.  With the 5000 BTU AC I had in this main part of the house, I was sweating my ass off by 11am.  It was so hot, I couldn't even think about sex for a week!  I was torn between buying a larger AC and buying a chain saw to cut down the tree in the front yard, but after going a week without thinking about sex, I decided the AC was a MUST!

Well, we pulled to smaller AC out and put it in the spare bedroom and installed the 10000 BTU AC in the window from which we removed the old one.  We turned it on and MAN!  Ten minutes later, it's nice and cool in here.  Hell, my feet are half frozen right now, but I figure that will change by about 1pm.

I guess the thing to do now is send my mom back over to stay with my sister and go down to Gilley's and pick up a chick so I can have steaming hot sex on the living room couch.  There's nothing like sex on a leather couch.  It even tops water beds!  Maybe after a couple hours on the couch we can move to the bedroom and have sex there, too.  After that, maybe we can move to the spare bedroom where I can tie her to the brass bed with silk ties and continue in there!  After all... I have a whole week's worth of sex to catch up on!

Once I've caught up with my sex, I can think about chopping up the rest of the tree out front.  Too bad it's so rotten or I could carve some sex toys and some furniture for creative sexual positions.  Heck, I could carve a few beds out of that thing if it wasn't so rotten.  I guess some of the wood is together enough to make some campfires so I can serenade the ladies and have sex afterward.  After all... it would be a shame to see a tree go to waste.