As we all know, pepperpeanut is a bird, but not just any bird. Pepperpeanut is a valuble peace in our ebaumsworld society, as am I. You see I act as a middleman, I test pepperpeanut by creating questionable blogs so that he may leave some and delete the others. I am teaching him to tell the difference between spam and high quality shit blogs. If I were to discontinue writing my inappropriate/spam blogs, than pepperpeanut would lose his skill of telling good blogs from spam, Causing him to lose his grasp on reality and later attempt to shoot himself only to realise that he has no hands.