10. Fuck…me.
9. Why can’t I move my arm?
8. Please be attractive, please be attractive…
7. I really hope that’s not my blood.
6. He posts the lecture notes online, right?
5. I was tired of having a job anyway.
4. Where the fuck am I?
3. I can always take a make-up quiz.
2. Please don’t tell (insert name) about this.
1. I am not going to drink until AT LEAST next week…minus six days.