10 Truths

10 truth's Black & Hispanic people know, but white people won't admit:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay

4. kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5yr. Old child is too big for a stroller.

8. N'sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 truths white & Black people know, but Hispanic people won't admit:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.

6. "Jump out & run " is not in any insurance

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

9. Mami & Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 Truths White & Hispanic people know, but Blacks won't admit:

1. O.J. Did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be president.

7. Red is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims & sound system should not be worth more than your car.
Uploaded 12/19/2008
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