There are 4 people in a plane; Dick Cheney, The Pope, George Bush and a 7-year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 3 parachutes, so Dick Cheney gets one parachute and says "I need this one so I can go back to the woods and shoot my buddy on "accident.." So he gets out of the plane and dissapears int tje clouds. Then George Bush gets a parachute and says "Well, I've only got a couple more days being president, so I'll take advantage." So he gets off the plane and dissapears into the clouds. so then The Pope tells the 7-year old boy and says "It's ok, you can take the last parachute for I have lived many years now and you have alot yet to come." But then the little boy says "Well actualy, there are still 2 more parachutes left, for the president of the United States just took my backpack."