A Chinese guy walks into a bar, sees the black bartender, and says "Get me beer, nigga!" The bartender says "What did you say to me!?" to which the Chinese man replies "You heard me the first time, now go get me a beer nigga!" The bartender looks around for a second, obviously quite stunned, then replies "How would you like it if our positions were reversed? I don't think you'd want to be spoken to like that!" The Chinese man says "Really nigga? Alright then, let's switch positions." So they do, and the black bartender walks out of the bar while the Chinese man gets behind it. The black man walks back in and says "Get me a beer, you stupid chink!" to which the Chinese man replies "I'm sorry, we no serve niggas here."