A priest, a teacher, and an army commander were on an airplane. The priest says,"I don't want this Bible," so he through it out of the window. The teacher said, "I don't want this apple," so she through it out of the window. The army commander said, "I don't want this bomb," so he through it out of the window.
The next day, three kids were walking home from school. The first kid said, "The weirdest thing happened to me yesterday. I was walking my dog, and a Bible hit me in the head!" The next kid said," The weirdest thing happened to ME yesterday. I was climbing a tree, and an apple hit me in the head!" The next kid said," The weirdest thing happened to MEEE yesterday. I farted, and my house blew up!"