I was on a plane last week and the captain is doing his usual thing we are at our cruising altitude of 35,000 feet soon after the captain forgot to turn off the microphone and says to the co-pilot i could really go for a rub down and a coffee after that a stewardess runs to the cock-pit to tell the captain he forgot to turn off the microphone as she was on her way to the cock-pit a man in the back yells hey you forgot the coffee‼