Alligator Shoes
Tomtastic
Published
02/19/2008
There was this blond that went to Australia for vacation. She went to a gift shop and saw some really cute alligator skin shoes.
"How much are those alligator shoes?" she asked the clerk.
"Those shoes are $600." he replied.
"Well I can’t afford that could you give me a disount?" she asked.
"No miss,I’m sorry, I can’t do that." said the clerk.
"Fine then," she said, "I’ll just go and get some myself !!!"
"Be my guest." he told her.
About an hour later, the clerk was on his way home from work and he noticed the blond off in a nearby creek, water up to her knees, with a 12-gage aiming it at a 9 foot alligator as it swam past her.
She shot it and pulled it up to the bank where 20 other alligators were lying dead.
"Damn it!" she exclaimed, "this ones not whereing shoes either! I’ll never get any alligator shoes!"
"How much are those alligator shoes?" she asked the clerk.
"Those shoes are $600." he replied.
"Well I can’t afford that could you give me a disount?" she asked.
"No miss,I’m sorry, I can’t do that." said the clerk.
"Fine then," she said, "I’ll just go and get some myself !!!"
"Be my guest." he told her.
About an hour later, the clerk was on his way home from work and he noticed the blond off in a nearby creek, water up to her knees, with a 12-gage aiming it at a 9 foot alligator as it swam past her.
She shot it and pulled it up to the bank where 20 other alligators were lying dead.
"Damn it!" she exclaimed, "this ones not whereing shoes either! I’ll never get any alligator shoes!"
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