A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding. The man began, "I can explain". "be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail till the chief gets back" "But officer, I just want to say...." "I said to keep quiet! A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the man in the cell. "I'm the groom."