Little johnny is now big johnny, hes turning 18 soon. so his father old johnny told him "son its time for you to become a man, so we are going to go get you laid"

Little johnny " sounds great dad lets go"

So they get to the brothel, and the dad askes for two sessions with bear, one for him one for his son.

Old Johnny "since im payin im going first you just wait out here"

So little johnny is waiting on a bench in the long hallway when a sweet little black girl walks up and starts talking to johnny.

Sweet black girl "hey sweet heart who are you waiting on"

Johnny " im waiting on bear"

Sweet black girl " we he holw about you show me what your working with down there"

So johnny does show her

Sweet black girl " wow that sure is a package can i suck it"

Johnny "WHOA WHOA WHOA SWEET HEART!!! This thing is loaded for bear, and willl blow a coons head right off"