BEFORE MARRIAGE:
Husband: Aaah!...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife: Do you want me to leave?
Husband: No! Don't even think about it.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband : Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband: No! Why are you even asking?
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get!
Wife: Will you hit me?
Husband: Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.