So a guy is sitting in his living room when out of the window he see his girlfriend walking up to the door and by the look on her face he can tell shes pissed so when she knocks he answers the door promptly and says "woah babe you look mad whats wrong?" and she replies "I heard something bad about you. I heard you were a pedophile." and he responds "wow babe who told you that? thats a big word for an eight year old"