A blond was with a friend at a spa when she noticed how soft and smooth her friends skin was. She asked. "whats your secret?" The blonds friend replies, "Once a month i soak head to toe in a bathtub full of milk." Sounds simple enough thought the blond, so she went to her local dairy farm to talk about getting some milk. She explained her situation to the farmer when he asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blond responded, "No just passed my breasts."