A cop was driving down a country road when he saw a car in the ditch. He got out of his car to see if anyone was in the car. A blonde popped her head out the window and said "Thank god officer! I got in an accident!" The officer replied with "Are you okay?" The blonde said "Well yeah... I think so." Then the officer looked around and said "your car looks like an elephant crushed it. How did you crash?" The blonde looked at him and said "It was so strange. I was driving down the road and out of nowhere a tree jumped infront of me, so I swerved to the other side and another tree was in the way, so I swerved again, but another one was there again, soI swerved to the other side, but the damn tree got me, and caused me to go in this ditch!" The officer started to laugh hard, "Miss, theres no trees on this road for miles ahead. That was your car air freshner swinging back and forth!"