Blondes are so dumb that...

- she called me to get my phone number.

- she tried to drown a fish.

- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

- she studied for a blood test.

- she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

- she thought a quarterback was a refund.