A black family of 3 are walking alongside a lake when they stumble across a lamp.
The father rubs the lamp and a genie comes out and says whats one thing you guys always wanted to have.
They all talk and finally tell him we all want to be white.
The genie goes ok when you cross that lake you will be white, but beware the lake is infested with deady alligators if you survive youll be white.
So the father goes first and halfway down the alligator wrestles him for his leg. hes struggling and he finally swam away without one leg. he says oh my leg may have been ripped off but at least im white.
Now its the mothers turn and halfway down an alligator wrestles her for her arm she gets across. Oh my arm has been ripped off but at least im white.
now its the sons turn and hes having trouble with two alligators the mom says look honey lets go help him hes dying

and the husband goes fuck that nigger