I walked into a bar today and see a sign hanging over the bar which reads:CHEESEBURGER: $1.50CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50HANDJOB $10.00Checking my wallet for the necessary payment, I walked up to the bar

and beckoned to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving

drinks to a meager looking group of men."Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", "are you the one who gives the

hand-jobs?""Yes", she purred, "I am."

so I said : "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger"