there are three stranded guys in the dessert starving from water.they finally find a home and one guy knocks on the door and an old lady answers. the man says," can we plaese have some water" and the old lady says " i will but for sex". the guy said " ok but if you close your eyes". so the gets some corn so doesn't have to do it himself and throws out the window. then the lady says "lovely, one more time for $1000 & he say ok. again and then throws the corn out. the old lady says "one more time for a car and he says fine and throws one more corn out.the lady then gives him the car,money, and the water.he goes to his friends and tells them and they said" cool but we're not that hungry anymore we had the best corn ever!"