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Crazy Label Instructions

# N A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.
# ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
# ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
# ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
# ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
# ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.
# ON TESCO''S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
# ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
# ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.
# ON BOOTS CHILDRENS'' COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
# ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
# ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
# ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
# ON SAINSBURY''S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.
# ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
# ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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