Two young boys decide that they are old enough to begin using swear words, so they hatch a plan...

"Today at breakfast, I'm going to use the words 'hell' and 'damn', and I want you to use the word 'ass' ". Then they procede down to the breakfast table.

Their mother asks, "What do you boys want for breakfast?"

The first boy quickly replies, "Aw hell, just give me some damn Cheerios!"

Their mother immediately slaps him, scolds him, and sends him up to his room. She then glares at the other boy and asks him what he wants.

After a moment he replies, "I dunno, but you can bet your fat ass it's not going to be Cheerios!"