***Please keep in mind these are just JOKES***


Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

A: One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.


Q: What's blue and crawls around in circles?

A: A baby with a plastic bag on its head.


Q: What's purple, blistering, and tapping on glass?

A: A baby in a microwave.


Q: What's blue and orange and at the bottom of a pool?

A: A baby with slashed floaties.

2nd Q: What's red and orange and at the top of a pool?

2nd A: Floaties with slashed baby.


Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A: You take your boot off when you jump on a trampoline.