Q. Why can't liberals face facts?
A. Because they don't know which fucking face to use.

Q. If Hillary and Obama are on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
A. We do.

Q. What's the difference between liberals and pieces of shit?
A. The pieces of shit stop stinking after a while.

Q. What's the difference between a Democratic convention and a circus?
A. The clowns don't bitch and whine at the circus.

Q. How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten… nine to deny the darkness exists and one to use taxpayers' money to hire a minority to change it.

Q. What's the difference between a liberal and a bucket of shit?
A. The fucking bucket!

Q. What's the difference between giving to a homeless bum and donating to Hillary Clinton's Presidential campaign?
A. The bum won't follow you around for the next 4 years whining for more.

Q. How do you drown a liberal?
A. Place a Polaroid of Hillary Clinton's smelly snapper at the bottom of a pool.