Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as aircraft mechanics.One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y' know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel . You wanna try it?" So they pour a couple of glasses of fuel and got smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! Then the phone rings.
It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how you feel?" Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?" Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."Yeah, well there's just one thing." "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No." "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver ."