> Only a
> person in
> Texas could
> think of this.
> From the
> county where drunk driving is
> considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine
> police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin ,
> Texas after last call the officer noticed a man
> leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely
> walk.
> The man
> stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer
> quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried
> his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and
> fall into it.
> He sat there
> for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
> Finally he
> started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry
> summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times,
> honked the horn and then switched on the
> lights.
> He moved the
> vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained
>still for a few more minutes.
> As some more of the other patrons'
> vehicles left.
> At last,
> when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and
> drove slowly down the road.
> The police
> officer, having waited patiently all this time, now
> started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled
> the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.
> To his
> amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had >consumed any alcohol at all!
> Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany
> me to the police station.
> This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.
> I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. Tonight I'm the
> designated decoy.'
Uploaded 12/29/2008
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