A blond secretary was getting to the end of her rope from hearing all the "dumb blonde" jokes at work, so she decided to draw the line. "If I hear one more dumb blonde joke from any of you," she told her co-workers, "I am going to quit and report you all for harassment!" Shortly thereafter, at the watercooler during breaktime, sure enough, here come the dumb blonde jokes. Furious, she went into her boss' office and resigned.

While driving home on the highway, she happened to look out her window and saw a blonde lady sitting in a rowboat out in the middle of a wheat field, just rowing her heart out.

Incensed, the blonde ex-secretary screeched her car to a halt, bounded out of the seat and ran over to the fence. Shouting at the blonde in the rowboat, she said, "You idiot! What are you doing?! Don't you know you are one of the reasons all the rest of us have to put up with 'dumb blonde jokes?' Why, if I could swim, I'd come out there and let you have it!"