So this guy goes up to his wife and says "honey, go fishing with me!" She doesn't wanna spend her whole day fishing and tells her husband so. He says, "Ok, so if your not going fishing with me, can you gimme head or lemme bang you in the ass?" She's a lil' hesitant and tells her husband - "Well, look - i have to go do some grocery shopping but i'll come back with my answer...." So she goes out, does her shopping and comes home with the groceries and tells her husband, "look - i still don't feel like going fishing, so i'll just suck you off instead." Afterwards, she's wiping her mouth off and says, "Honey, your dick taste like shit!" Husband says, "Yea, fucking dog didn't wanna go fishing either."