A redhead called her bonde friend to brag about her boyfriend giving her flowers. The blond replied by saying "That's sooooo sweet, I wish my boyfriend would give me flowers."
The redhead responded with "Yeah it's great but everytime he gives me flowers, I wind up on my back and my legs are up in the air for a week!"
The blonde responded with " What's the matter honey, Don't you have a VASE?"