two guys were walking together, just chatting about anything.

the subject of freudian slips came up and one guy said, "oh, i had the worst freudian slip the other day. i was at the airport, and the ticket lady was so beautiful, and i ment to say i'd like a ticket to pittsburgh, but i actually said, i'd like a ticket to tittsburgh. i was so embarassed"

his friend says, "thats a good one, but i think i got you beat. i was the the breakfast table with my wife and i ment to say, honey, will you pass me the syrup, but i actually said, BITCH, YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"