Two business men in Louisville, KY are sitting in their soon to be new store.... As yet, the store isn't ready - only a few shelves are set up.One says to the other, "I bet any minute now a redneck is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling"
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when sure enough a curious redneck walks to the window,has a peek and asks, "What're ya'll sellin here?" One of the men (being a smart ass) replies.."Oh! we're selling assholes here."
Without skipping a beat, the redneck says "Well I see's ya'll are doing really good, you've only got two left!"