A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican walk into a garden to get some food.

They are rummaging around when an old farmer comes out and says he will only shoot them if they fail the task he wants them to do.

he says they can pick any fruit in the garden and they have to stick 100 pieces of it up thier butt without laughing.

So the american guy picks grapes and he gets 97 and starts laughing so the farmer shoots him. the canadian picks cherries and gets 99 and starts laughing so the farmer shoots him.

when they get to heaven god asks them why they laughed if they were so close. they said "because we saw the mexican standing with watermelons"