Two new male freshmen in college were roomates and one of them was gay. The straight guy always told the gay guy to keep his business to himself. One day while the straight guy left the bathroom he approached the gay guy and said, "I found some sperm on the floor, don't jerk off on the floor!" The gay guy tried to say, "I didn't-" the straight guy just cut him off, "I don't wanna hear it." This happened again the next day, "What did I tell you! Don't jerk off on the floor!" The gay guy tried to defend himself again, "I didn't-" But was cut off, "I don't wanna hear it." Again this incident occured. "What did I tell you about jerking off on our floor!" The gay guy said, "I have been trying to tell you I'm not jerking off, I'm just farting."