Little Jiimmy was sitting out on the porch watching his Grampy smoke a Cigar.

Jimmy said "Hey Grampy can i smoke a cigar?"

He said "Can your dick touch your ass?"
"well your not man enough"
A few days later, Grampy was out on the porch drinking whiskey, of course Jimmy came outside and said
"hey grampy can I have a drink of whiskey"
Grampy Said "Can your dick touch your ass?"
"No"
"Well jimmy your not man enough so no"
A few days later Jimmy was out on the porch eating freshly baked cookies. So Grampy comes out and says "Hey Jimmy can I have some of those cookies?"
"Well grampy can your dick touch your ass?"
"Yes Jimmy it can"
"Well then go fuck yourself Grampy these are My Cookies!"