Good. Your son is taking a healthy interest in classic movies.
Bad. You find out the classic movies are pornos.
Worse. you star in them!

Good. Your wife is pregnant.
Bad. It's twins.
Worse. You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

Good. your daughter has a new job.
Bad she's a prostitute.
Worse. her best clients are your co-workers.
Unbelievably worse. She's makes your annual salary in just 3 weeks!